The Theft Protection

Myths and Facts About Identity Theft


Cookin’ all ma chicken!
Whu-wha!! Wha?! What the hell? Why are there zambies?
[Laughter]
Ah get away from me, zambies! Aaaaaa…
[Laughter]
…you to stop all activities until the lag stops because it is putting too much strain on the world.
The Emergency Alert System would t-
My fellow PinkSheeps have recruited Weegee to bring MLG-ness to the world.
Early 2018 El Has won’t be here to stop me with his meme-killing abilities.
[Breaks block and gasps]
Daylight!
[Music Starts]
Wait…
[Music]
[Music]
This… This can’t be!
[Music]
[Music]
No…! No…!!
[Music]
I’m in the middle of nowhEEeeeEeeEEEEEEeEeeeeeEEEEEEeEErrrRRRRrrRRrrrrRrrrReeeeEEEEeEEEeeeEeeeeEEEeeeEeEe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
y’all may think thats a lie
but i tell you theres truth in it as w??l…
?????? comin’ to get us.
they’re coming’ to get us for what we’ve done to this w????
now trust me on this one.
im here to PREPARE you
Helleu!
[Fake bird ambience]
Today we are going to see if birds really exist!
[Fake bird ambience]
[Fake bird ambience]
TO!*Tgbd daoY8†®¥∂œ∑ªE¶We ,goIN©ƒ∂€¨´^†ø´˙B®éaK•¶∞€ †1-1¡5 •∞´†© q87etƒ©€˙πª•∞ VVœ®RLD √∫~´º€ª•∞†∂ƒ
PLEASE LISTEN TO THE AUDIO PORTION OF THIS MESSAGE
Get your standard-sized waterlogged sandstone bath for just 3 emeralds.
Order to-day and get a discount before we increase the price to 30 million emeralds!
Huurh… I feel like poisoning someone today…
Gimme yer finest cake!!
Uh, well, it takes a long time to prepare…
Why?!!
I don’t know! I need to cook it!
I’M LITERALLY STARVING HERE, SO IF YER NOT GONNA GIVE ME THE CAKE I’M JUST GONNA BREAK IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
– Wha? Whaddya mean?
– I WILL EAT ALL THE CAKE!!!!!
And now in the school!
Good morning everyone!
[Many variations of ‘Good morning Mrs. Morris, good morning everybody…’]
ヒロシ’s business plan is not yet known, but he intends to push further down the line.
[Typing]
Yeah, he is lost.
Someone send him directions… find him. Someone turn on their map!
We have to… find… him…
and… let him get home…. so…
What is that? What is that?! Uhh…
…and selecting it in your…
Lol nope
I am coming to you from 1.13.1.
As you can see, the performance has been improved.
And I can place a lot more grahss anderwuwtah.
I wonder what’s in here!
Help I’m on a roof!
The reason for this phenomenon is not yet ne-oown.
Excuse me sir, what can you tell me about living here?
Being a refugee sucks!
[Villagers bickering over who gets to wash their hands]
You don’t even have any hands.
Has your car been stolen?
[Music]
No, it’s right here! It’s even in the frame right now!
[Music]
Oh no, I am NOT going down there!
H’wat are the ather stahff loike?
I was told to say whatever I could to keep the company growing, but, honestly, none of them know what they’re doing!
Like meust campanies?
Yeah, pretty much?
[Woman panicking while zombies growl]
Well I’m gonna make sure I actually ‘it them this time…
[Zombies growl]
Uh…
[Zombies growl]
Get out the weh hunnih, am tranna shoot the zombies here!
[Zombies keep growling as they haven’t yet been shot]
Oh my god a lightsaber! Thank you, Mr. Villager!
[Music]
You’re welcome! You can play with it all summer!
[Music]
Isn’t it meant to be Christmas?
[Music]
Well there is a 99% chance that whatever telly station this is on is showing it in summer,
[Music]
So it’s not unreasonable to think that it’s in the middle of summer.
[Music]
Heheh! I can play with it all year round!
[Music]
You bored, John?
Yeah……………..
[Sigh]… Just sick of doing the same thing every day…
We need to do something different or we’ll go insane.
I’m so boOOooOreD!!
– Why are you watching El Has’ Adventure?
– What? No way!
[Constant Laughter]
Shuddup! I’ll watch whatever I want!
This just in! A random Orc has fallen from the sky!
The police are trying to figure out where the Orc came from!
I’m gonna ask samthing that’s not on the set oof quistions that I was sappeused too ahsk you…
But are they remotely competent?
[Sniggers] No!
They don’t know how to install an app!
It’d be a wonder if they got employed…
…if the employer wasn’t even worse than them at doing his job!
[Stutters] I think we’re done.
Yeah… it was never gonna ‘appen…
You’re free (to) go now, fix those holes in your arms!
What ‘appened to ‘im?
{Scouse} I don’t know, he’s been stuck like that for years!
Well this is a useless sign. Get out of the way!
[Sounds of a busy station]
– Hey!
– JUST DO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITT
[Sounds of a busy station]
Oh my god, this place is disgasteen!
Why? Why’s it disgoosting?
You’ve made the place outta Soul Sand!
[Dramatic sting]
Blaze! What’re you dooeen?
[Music]
I’m gonna jump!
[Music]
Why? Why’re you gonna jump?!
[Music]
I’m done… I’m done.
[Music]
You can’t though!
[Music]
Please….
[Music]
Gerroff the sail! We’ll get in trouble!
I’m done…………. Bye Steve……….
[Music]
Nooooooooooooooooo
[Music]
that lasted too long
Let… me… OOOOOUUUUUUTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
[Sounds of oars]
No!
– AAARGH HELP ME!! (dies)
– GET OFF MY SHIP!
– Stahp attacking my children!
– What’s that man doing over there?
– What’re you looking at?
– Stahp it!
– We’re tranna trade!
– Aaaaaa!!
– Why’s he being so loud?
– everyone be quiet!
– Why is he-
-AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa…..
– Who is this person?
HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-URUGH!!!
Hay? Why is there hay under this whiteness?
Wait… What issis?
Issere anyone behindssis?
Ooh.. Theressanother thing…
Whatssat? Whut…?
Who….?
Helloh…?
Whoare you?
No-one you need to know…
Why are you in here?
buebuebuebuebuebue…
bubue… bubebu-BEEUU!!!
bubuebe bubu…
[Explosions]
Let’s go eat oot!
[Birds]
(Brummie) Aye, I wonder if they ‘ave sticky buns!
[Birds]
[Static]
[Music starts]
[Music]

Leave comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked with *.