Minecraft: Diamonds Are Forever
Dude, are you napping?
I can’t get all this work done by myself. I wasn’t napping!
Something happened. Hey, don’t worry about it,
it was just a nightmare. Tell me what happened. I was back in the city
wandering around. I don’t remember what happened next!
Just here I am… Oh my God.
– What? Your helmet, it’s gone!
You died! All your stuff’s missing! Oh no…
The diamond hoe! What?! I told you to never waste
your diamonds on a hoe! It’s still there.
We have to go back and get it! No way. We vow never to go back there You know, leave off the grid.
Be real melon farmers. We’ll never be real melon farmers
if we don’t go back there and get that hoe! Damn it! All right, but we get in and we get out,
no spelunking! Fine! There is my stuff. Hey, come on man. Ok ok, so here is the plan:
You have to… Dude did you see that?! Niko, wait for me! Snap out of it!
Come on man. Look out! What happened? I don’t know man.
Something’s messing with your mind. It’s okay, I’m over it! Just hurry up get your stuff,
we are in trouble. All right, I think we got this! Look out! If we don’t close that portal,
we’re gonna lose everything. Even the melon farm? Niko, what are you doing?
Saving the farm! That’s suicide. Dude, are you napping?
I can’t get all this work done by myself. Sorry, man.
I must have dozed off. I had the weirdest dream
Everything was all round and flashy. Wait! Wait a second…
Where is all your stuff? Oh, fu… Subtitles by Valygard.
He gives him a diamond sword then pulls out a shotgun
This brings me a lot of childhood memories
But, ZOMBIES BURN IN DAYLIGHT
Is this some kind Jojo reference?
Wow,what mod did you use?
I thought this was JJBA
No ones gonna care that he just pulled out a gun in minecraft
Is it just me but the soundtrack for this is so fucking good
One of the first videos I ever saw, probably what got me into minecraft.
What kind of sorcery is this for making zombies immune to sun light?
I remember i was six when this vid came out. Me and my friend was so fascinated by the vid so we grabbed a bunch of toy guns and we pretended we was those two in the vid haha
2:42 diamond shotgun?
These vfx still hold up so well
2019 and i'm still waiting for the diamond shotgun update..
Nostalgia
LOL !! This is where the legend “Ghast Rider” was born.
What a friking classic
This is history
You should rethink your life choices if u have a diamond hoe
Can you make Steve more realistic
Wait..would the Minecraft people know what round looks like!!? :0
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Diamonds for ever
2019?
2019???
diamonds are for ever
Fu
trinston was here
Lil pump
That was amazing 😍😍😍😍
I can't believe captain sparkles stole the ending of this
2:00 the arms are just…….
Corridor predicted melon farm memes
Omg! I watched this when I was 5!
Don't waste your diamond on a HOE haha
Never waste your diamonds on a hoe
Do people still think hoe is useless…?
Is this the
Dragonhearted by captainsparklez
But live action? XD
It’s the hands that always freak me out
But uh for the rest this episode is frikking amazing
Make more vids plz
These guts created minecraft earth (go)
Im a bit of a nitpicky person at some things. Keep that in mind:
Minecraft doesnt have freaking guns
Zombies dont ever, EVER alter their target which is either players or villagers, and players are prioritized
Helmets dont fall off whenever you look up
You only have a helmet…?
Blood doesnt exist in minecraft
In the name of all that is holy, what have u done to the ghast face model
If you want to be melon farmers, theres trees behind you and stone/iron beneath you. Plenty for a hoe
Blocks dont move in minecraft, at least without texture packs and/or command blocks, but i guess thats the strange phenomenon in video that makes a plot
You cannot ride ghasts and let alone steer them with a sword stuck in their heads
Actual block physics?
The only thing i can say is right is that you never make a diamond hoe
I am officially eligible for cinemasins
y'all predicted minecraft earth
What mod did u use
Looks like hoes are mad
Diamond shotgun bois
This is just when Minecraft Earth comes out
So realistic!
Anyone else here in 2021, when Mojang actually added this stuff to the game?
I want this mod.
1:16 I never got that when this first came out…
But life advice from someone wearing cardboard boxes!
Hoes mad
Imagine everytime when we spawn on bed is just a dream.
Why did they rewin it with the shotgun and blood
For this being in 2012, I’m suprised it’s edited this well
This has gotta one of the best you've made ❤️ you guys are the best!
Epic. Thx for not saying the full word at the end. I was watching this with my little sisters. Lol
1:15 bruh that made me feel determined as a kid but now I get it
That must be one HOE…
Minecraft Earth Release Trailer (2019)
2019 anyone
lol this was in my reccomended
I m from 2k19 and minecraft is trending nowadays so u r still getting views
i watched this as a kid and never knew this was from corridor
2012????
they're speaking the language of gods!
Minecraft graphics is a masterpiece
I grew up waiting for the Minecraft shotgun update from these videos
minecraft the movie looks great
minecraft zombies do die daylight right?
love these guys…
I was convinced this was a Minecraft parody of Diamonds Aren’t Forever…
I TOLD YOU NOT TO WASTE DIAMONDS ON A HOE!
Tutorial???
The Minecraft movie we need
7 years ago
“never waste your diamonds on a hoe”
If there was a minecraft movie it would be like this
lazarbeam soldier protecting the melon farm
Is no one gonna notice how great the soundtrack for this video is, I miss Sam making the music for these videos
4:27 this is how you ride a ghast in your MC animation
In minecraft: While going to the top of the ghast, you might end up falling
Cause they can have body's that cant allow to be stepped
They could've just gone strip mining smh noobs
Pull out a diamond shutgun at his back
Yippe kie yay Melon farmer
I watched the beginning of it but then I went farther in and all of a sudden they are shotgunning zombies
Everybody gangsta till’ steve pulls out a gun
Who seen in 2019😂
They look extremely uncomfortable
You could’ve bought the costume on amazon…
Physics left the chat
I watch This videos when I was young like 7 years or 8, now i have 12 years, good times 🙂
This is when you play Minecraft in 3am
Hello my dear recommendations squad! Love you guys!
This was in my recommended years ago lol
4:22 was the last fallen kingdom sequel's insparation
Always remember kids, dont waste your diamonds on a ho
😀
He's coming at ya with the PIXEL GUN 3D shotgun…
Ray Tracing Shaders actual gameplay
More like diamond is unbreakable
What NASA Computer You Use
The foreground looked terrible, but the background was amazing 🙂
Bro, just turn on Keep Inventory