Minecraft: Diamonds Are Forever
Dude, are you napping?
I can’t get all this work done by myself. I wasn’t napping!
Something happened. Hey, don’t worry about it,
it was just a nightmare. Tell me what happened. I was back in the city
wandering around. I don’t remember what happened next!
Just here I am… Oh my God.
– What? Your helmet, it’s gone!
You died! All your stuff’s missing! Oh no…
The diamond hoe! What?! I told you to never waste
your diamonds on a hoe! It’s still there.
We have to go back and get it! No way. We vow never to go back there You know, leave off the grid.
Be real melon farmers. We’ll never be real melon farmers
if we don’t go back there and get that hoe! Damn it! All right, but we get in and we get out,
no spelunking! Fine! There is my stuff. Hey, come on man. Ok ok, so here is the plan:
You have to… Dude did you see that?! Niko, wait for me! Snap out of it!
Come on man. Look out! What happened? I don’t know man.
Something’s messing with your mind. It’s okay, I’m over it! Just hurry up get your stuff,
we are in trouble. All right, I think we got this! Look out! If we don’t close that portal,
we’re gonna lose everything. Even the melon farm? Niko, what are you doing?
Saving the farm! That’s suicide. Dude, are you napping?
I can’t get all this work done by myself. Sorry, man.
I must have dozed off. I had the weirdest dream
Everything was all round and flashy. Wait! Wait a second…
Where is all your stuff? Oh, fu… Subtitles by Valygard.