The Theft Protection

Myths and Facts About Identity Theft


(upbeat music)
(sirens wailing) – Suspects, please step forward. Don’t worry ma’am, we’ll find who robbed and assaulted you, okay? Suspect one, say the line. – Ahhh shit, here we go again. Okay, ah. Oh shit, I think that’s an M. Um, six. – That’s a G, stupid. – I’m a G, better recognize! – Can you not read? – Hey, shut up Russia-boy,
yo’ ass can’t read either. – Yes, because I’ve been
slamming vodka all morning. Oomph! – This is a complete waste of time. Phil, where the hell are you? – Uh hey Becky, I’m in the parking lot. Just let me know when you’re done. – Phil, drive through the wall now and get us the hell out of here! – Ah gee Becky, can you
just come out to me? Please don’t hurt anyone this time. I found all those laser guns in your bag. – If you touch my Widow
maker, I’m gonna hurt you. Now get the (horn honking) in here now! – Okay okay, here goes nothing. (tires screeching)
(glass breaking) – [Becky] Great job, Phil. – Oh man, Mom’s gonna be so
ticked that I scratched her car. – Hey man, what happens happens, okay? We told you nobody was gonna get hurt. – All right, reverse! (tires screeching) Oh my God, I’m sorry. (gun shooting)
– Fuck, 12. – Why can’t I drive car? – Cause yo’ drunk ass is gonna drive us, into the Los Santos rivers or some shit. – Besides Phil’s doing a great job. – Phil gon be the only
one in the Federal prison, after running that old lady over. Am I right? (laughing) – Oh god! – Relax you barely have
one star, and keep it down, I’m expecting a phone call. Feels like every five
minutes another idiot, has a job for me. (phone ringing) – I’ve got a job for you. Some mafia big shot has a warehouse of stolen vehicles down
by the Maze Bank area, I need you to make ’em disappear. I’ll make it worth your while. – No thanks! – I, I hope they catch the person that actually robbed that poor lady. – Oh, I sure don’t, it was me. (gasping) You guys wanna max her
card at the Diamond Casino? – Only members are aloud in the Diamond. You gotta buy a penthouse to get in and I’m guessing y’all
don’t have that of scratch. – Think again vice city. (laughing) – You were saying? – My mom has a penthouse, does that count? – Not unless you have
a Megalodon card on ya. – Well, well actually. – Oh my god, who’s mans is this? What the hell you supposed
to do in Los Santos, when yo’ ass is broke? What do poor folks do in Russia? (artillery firing) – Ha ha, I hit bird again! 10 point for Ivan. (plane crashing) A plane? All of those people. 50 point for Ivan! (phone ringing) – Ugh, Simon again. Hey, we could take this
sketchy warehouse mission, that’ll pay pretty well. – Man gimme that! Simon, yes, we’ll blow up
the stolen cars for ya. Shit that was the Five-O. – Are you serious? – All right, I’m gonna head out. – Good work, now all we
need is a little spark to blow these cars to hell. – We gotta destroy all of ’em? I mean, can we just keep one? – That’s how you get caught. You leave nothing, we take nothing. – But this is amazing collection. – We take nothing! (moaning) Okay Phil, hit me that lighter. – I don’t have a lighter. My mother would never let me smoke. – Nobody has a lighter? LMG, shotgun, rocket
launcher, flame thrower? – If I could afford a flame thrower, do you think I’d be up in here? – Guys if we don’t figure something out, we’re going to fail this
mission, that means no money. – So, I can keep beautiful lady magazines? – Well try crashing the cars. – Locked. – Shoot the gas tank. – Cars are armored man. Face it, we’re done, we failed. If I see Simon I’m
gonna curb-stomp his ass for setting us up to fail. – Curb stomp? That’s it! Ivan you still have those cheap
flint filling in your teeth? – Of, course. They are peak Soviet
era dental technology. Wait, you don’t really want to (moaning) (fire blazing) Mother (fire alarm wailing). – [Becky] Run! (building exploding) – We did it! To the Casino. (hip transition music) – Oh great, I won a T-Shirt. – So, that’s it? – And we’re out of money again. – What? What did we spend it on? (bell ringing) – God dammit! (upbeat music)

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