The Theft Protection

Myths and Facts About Identity Theft


We’ll hit it! We’ll hit it!
TRIPLE SALTO JUUUMP!
TRIPLE SALTO JUUUMP!OW! HELP ME! HELP ME! HELP ME!OW!OW! HELP ME! HELP ME! HELP ME!OW! HELP ME! HELP ME! HELP ME!OW! HELP ME!OW! HELP ME! HELP ME! HELP ME!OW! HELP ME! HELP ME! HELP ME!OW! HELP ME! HELP ME!OW! HELP ME! HELP ME! HELP ME!OW! HELP ME! HELP ME! HELP ME!Where are you?
OW OW OW
OW OW OWGoodbye~Veteran detective
Hime Tanaka
Veteran detective
Hime Tanaka
Veteran detective
Hime Tanaka
Newbie detective
Hina Suzuki
Newbie detective
Hina Suzuki
Newbie detective
Hina Suzuki
Detective Suzuki!What is it, detective Tanaka?Apparently criminals live on this islandAnd what’s moreThere’s about a hundred of them!Tanaka wiki
Island with about a hundred suspects Tanaka wiki
Island with about a hundred suspectsTanaka wiki
Island with about a hundred suspects
Tanaka wikiTanaka wikiAnd we, the two usWill do something about that!Something? What’s that?
Yes! We’ll do something about it
Yes! We’ll do something about itOkay
Detective Suzukii!
Detective Suzukii!Roger, detective TanakaaJump!We’ll land here, detective Suzuki
Okay
OkayTanaka wiki
Arm yourself Tanaka wiki
Arm yourselfTanaka wiki
Arm yourself
Tanaka wikiTanaka wikiFirst we need weaponsWe need to arrest them, right?
Yes. You’re under arrest
Yes. You’re under arrestSudden “You’re under arrest”
(※ 80’s manga about two female police officers)
(※ 80’s manga about two female police officers)Ah, found a gunI’m running in hereSuzuki playing pretty much for the first timeSuzuki playing pretty much for the first timeSuzuki playing pretty much for the first timeInto a private residenceNormally this place is pretty crowded, but now…Oh, is itIt’s deserted though, isn’t itIt isMaybe they’re all scared of usMaybe they all ran away when they saw usSo many houses hereYes, take whatever you wantCan we do that?Aaah, I found a suspect!But I still have nothing but my fists
You do?
You do?There’s a lot of weapons hereYou’re fightingWait, help meTanaka not used to mobile controlsTanaka not used to mobile controlsTanaka not used to mobile controlsWhere are you?Oh, hereI only have grenades
Got him!
Got him!Oh, niceI wounded one. I mean…Did you secure the suspect?
I did
I didWhere are you? I hear gunshotsThe suspects are shooting each otherThey are? Huh?
They’re fighting among each other
They’re fighting among each otherThey’re all aiming for the top“The top”Trying to become the biggest criminalThis will come in handy
That’s my favorite gun. I’m taking it
That’s my favorite gun. I’m taking itWhich gun is that?
The SCAR
The SCARIt’s a SCARy thingHah hah hah (deadpan)Not helpingNew pants? Those looks cool
Camouflage pattern
Camouflage patternHow do you like them?FancyEveryone’s hiding
They are
They areI found a suspect!Oh, nice! Nicely spotted, SuzukiWhere is he? Ah! Shoot him!You’re under arrest for not eating your carrots!Ah, nice!“For not eating his carrots”I want carrots nowNicely done!
Eat your carrots next time, okay?
Eat your carrots next time, okay?We need to find allies
Maybe one will come
Maybe one will comeWhat? What’s so funny?I was wondering who this exhibitionist isIt’s you!Where are those criminals?They should be all over the placeDid I run out of bullets?What do you need? Which gun is it?It says S1897Mmm, I got plenty of those! I’ll give you someAand here you goPoiThat should do it. Can you pick them up?Yes, that’s it! You’re reloadingThat’s how that gun works. It also-Why did you shoot?!
Oops, my bad
Oops, my badAccidental shotAccidental shotAccidental shotCalm down! Let’s talk this throughSuzukiI’m sorry for being arrogant, okay?Let’s talk this through
As long as you understand
As long as you understandHow dare you talk like that to your superior?!Come on, senpaiThe suspects will be here soon
Right, sorry
Right, sorryI feel so useless nowAh! Enemy at 12 o’clock!He’s wearing the same pants as meDon’t kill me, don’t kill meNice, niceI got distracted because he was wearing the same pants as mePants friends
Pants friends!
Pants friends!Pants behind you! Pants behind you!Behind me? Oh you’re rightHe’s running awayWait up, pants!Nice!
Got him!
Got him!Got him
Good one!
Good one!Oh wow. I found something amazingWhat is it?YeahyeahyeahyeahyeahNow there’s a familiar face!Yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah
I feel safer already
I feel safer alreadyHina HinaMoving to the safe zoneMoving to the safe zoneMoving to the safe zoneThat’s the next criminal hideout on the mapIsn’t this an enemy?Wait, it isI-I thought it was you but then he started shooting meNo chanceNice! Another arrest
He’s wearing a maid uniform
He’s wearing a maid uniformRiiight, it’s that kind of guy
Into some interesting stuff
Into some interesting stuffRunning into another “suspect”Running into another “suspect”Running into another “suspect”Previous convict?
Previous convict, yes
Previous convict, yesI think I know him, actually
You do?
You do?I treated him to katsudon, and yet…He never thanked me
So this was bound to happen
So this was bound to happenThis is what you get! Orya! Orya!Oh, he’s downWell doneDo you remember, huh?Now’s the time to apologizeDo you remember, huh?Poor guy
Oh, he died
Oh, he diedHe didn’t even get to say his last words!Nice oneArrested
Enemy behind you!
Enemy behind you!I mean suspect!Right behind youDon’t shoot me!Nice!
That was a close one!
That was a close one!Whoa, look at this… I have seven killsArrests
Seven suspects secured
Seven suspects securedHow any do we have in total?
You have seven? Wow
You have seven? Wow19 suspects left now19? But we’re two of those, so 17 suspectsI’m surewe canhandle thatSquealed there“I’m sure we can handle that”Does this suit me? What do you think?I thought I’d dress up tooHow do I look? Am I cute?Detective Tanaka, middle-aged man in a maid costumeDetective Tanaka, middle-aged man in a maid costumeDetective Tanaka, middle-aged man in a maid costumeW-W-W-W-What are you doing?!What was that for?I didn’t raise you like thatCalm down, calm downI take it you’re not a fan then?Would you rather have a girl?
I thought you were a suspect because of that dress
I thought you were a suspect because of that dressI’m not a criminal!It’s not what you thinkLet’s go to the next crime festi…“Crime festival”Let’s go to the next crime festivalAre you good on health, detective Suzuki?
I’ll heal up a bit first
I’ll heal up a bit firstHow is it? Gotten used to being in the field?I’ve gotten pretty used to it, yesENEMY SIGHTED!Hey yo, hey yo. He’s not lookingOoh, got himI’m over hereAll those explosionsHuh? I’m getting shotEnemies were all around themEnemies were all around themEnemies were all around themYou are?
Owowow
OwowowWhere is he?
Behind you, behind you!
Behind you, behind you!I don’t see him
North, north!
North, north!Just like the final showdown in a police dramaJust like the final showdown in a police dramaJust like the final showdown in a police dramaNice!
We survived!
We survived!I want a carCan’t use this oneRusty ones are unusableJust like in real life
I see, rusty cars don’t work
I see, rusty cars don’t workExactlyThey often spawn by the roadsideYou can take any car you want in this worldOn this islandThey all left their car keys inThat’s rightThey fill it up with gas and leave it behindSo careless… Or maybe they’re just kind?We’re getting close to the crime festivalThe fesIs that it?Is that what you youngsters call it these days?It’s a fes, senpai
Is that where “summer fes” comes from?
Is that where “summer fes” comes from?Did you know, Suzuki?
What is it?
What is it?This game isn’t just about shooting people with gunsYou can also throw things at them that go boomTanaka losing vocabularyTanaka losing vocabularyTanaka losing vocabularyOh, interesting
Bomberman, bomberman
Bomberman, bombermanDo you have any?I have something here, yes
Oh, you do?
Oh, you do?Try pushing itYou’ll go into a stanceSwordfighting stanceIf you throw it… Not now though, that’d be a wasteYOU THREW IT, DIDN’T YOU?!Those things are dangerous!Run away or you’ll die!
Will I?
Will I?You will. Did you throw it?
I think I did
I think I didOh, it’s a smoke grenade
Wow
WowThat one’s, um…
Deadly?
Deadly?For giving sexy shows
What?
What?Yaay“Yaay”You stand in here and go whoo~It’s handy for signaling where you areWoow♡
This is just one type. You also get ones that explode
This is just one type. You also get ones that explodeYou can use those to take down enemiesCould we attract suspects this way?
Lure them out, you mean?
Lure them out, you mean?Oh, good ideaDetective Tanaka didn’t think of thatYou have a lot to learn, senpaiThat sounded like “wuff”Two suspects left!Two suspects leftTwo suspects leftTwo suspects leftWe might actually win
We’ll have to catch them then
We’ll have to catch them thenOh, and up front there’s…
Ah, a smoke signal
Ah, a smoke signalA smoke signal?So it’s not a smoke signal?
Let’s go get it
Let’s go get itYou should take this, SuzukiThis MK-something-something looks goodYes yes yes
I see, I see (not that I’d know)
I see, I see (not that I’d know)You could use it for long distance shotsOh, niceSniperI’m surprised we’re not dead yet, walking in the open like thisMaybe the suspects are hiding out of fear?Ah, that’s itThey saw our skills and are nowshashashashashashashashaShakira?
Shaking in fear
Shaking in fearShakiraThey’re shaking in fearShashashaking in fear
Shashasha
ShashashaNo doubt about it. We’ve got this in the bagLet’s surround themSurrender now!We’ve got you surrounded!Come out with your han…What? (scared)That sounded like a sniperScaryWhere are they?Ah, someone shot me!Let’s get to them, SuzukiRogerStill shooting
They’re going for it
They’re going for itI’ll act as bait. See if you can find themCharging at them, are youWoah, that’s a lot of bulletsOW OW OW!HELP ME, SUZUKI!SUZUKI!
Where are you?
Where are you?AAAAH THAT HURT!He should be nearby
Where is he?
Where is he?He was close when I diedAre you safe? Oh, you’re in a houseAre they together? I guess they areYou criminal scumWhere are they?
Where could they be
Where could they beBe carefulLeft, left. Open that doorThey threw a grenadeUm, good luck
I will avenge you, senpai!
I will avenge you, senpai!Senpai in heavenSenpai in heavenSenpai in heavenGet them! Get them!I’m getting shot
Behind you, behind you!
Behind you, behind you!They’re still outside. Be carefulOne’s peeking in from the rightThere, he came in! Behind you, behind you!Dammit! They got us!Shiiiiit!
Remember this, crims
Remember this, crimsRemember this, crimsWe know your names!You won’t get away
Damn right they won’t!
Damn right they won’t!Bonus footageBonusBonus footageDetective Suzuki!
Yes?
Yes?Take a look at this.Look at this.It’s a bikeYou see, this is a ve-hi-cle.A ve-hi-cle?Why do you say it like that?It’s a vehicleDo you want to see the future?
Show me
Show meAlright, I willGet inBeep beepNo horn I guess. Here we goBy the way, senpai, why are you naked?
I, um…
I, um…I want to feel the breeze.Ooh, I like this
How is it? Great, right?
How is it? Great, right?Yes, I’m enjoying it
The breeze feels good, doesn’t it? We’re touring
The breeze feels good, doesn’t it? We’re touringI don’t really know what “touring” means though
This is like Tiger & Bunny
This is like Tiger & BunnyVroom vroom vroom
Touring
TouringPlease, senpai, be careful!
Now, now
Now, nowDriving carefully is bo- OwNo no noI almost died!Accidental shot☆Accidental shot☆Accidental shot☆Sorry, that was by accidentI’ll show you the greatest view you’ve ever seen!Please doHERE WE GOOOOOO!Wait, that’s a-
TOO SLOW!
TOO SLOW!Wow!
Let’s do it again
Let’s do it againYou’re amazing, senpai
That was great, right?
That was great, right?HERE WE GO, SUZUKI!
Okay!
Okay!SUPER…We’ll hit it!
TRIPLE SALTO JUUUMP!
TRIPLE SALTO JUUUMP!OW! HELP ME! HELP ME! HELP ME!OW!OW! HELP ME! HELP ME! HELP ME!OW! HELP ME! HELP ME! HELP ME!OW! HELP ME!OW! HELP ME! HELP ME! HELP ME!OW! HELP ME! HELP ME! HELP ME!OW! HELP ME! HELP ME!OW! HELP ME! HELP ME! HELP ME!OW! HELP ME! HELP ME! HELP ME!Where are you?
OW OW OW
OW OW OWGoodbye~Get them, Suzuki-senpaiOur roles have switchedTantaranta tantaranta sub-scri-be!Tantaranta tantaranta sub-scri-be!Tantaranta tantaranta sub-scri-be!Tanaka and SuzukiTanaka and SuzukiTanaka and SuzukiSub-scri-be!Sub-scri-be!Sub-scri-be!Aw yeah!Aw yeah!Aw yeah!

100 thoughts on “【PUBGモバイル】事故しかおきないPUBG実況!

  1. 謎の組織に拉致され無理矢理殺し合いをさせられてるうちに正気を保てなくなったんやろなぁ……。
    そして小さい頃に憧れていた警察官になったと妄想することによって自我をある程度保っている………。

  2. 途中途中わかる田中氏の場慣れ感
    流石田中のおっさんの娘、戦場はお手のもの

  3. ヒナちゃんにいいとこ見せたいヒメちゃんと楽しんでエスコートされるヒナちゃんがかわいい

  4. ヒナちゃん、「我、拳なり」って他の動画でも似たような台詞あったけど・・・もしかして 影技(シャドウスキル)ネタ?

  5. ДАРЯВАМ ТИЯ ЗА ДА БЪДЯ С ТЕБ ЩЕ МЕ ОСТАВИШ ЛИ НА УЛИЦАТА ?

  6. НЕ ЖЕЛАЯ ДА СЪМ БОГАТ С ПАРИЧНА ЕДЕНИЦА . ИСКАМ ДА СЪМ БОГАТ С ХОРА ЗА ДА НЕ СЪМ САМОТЕН КОГАТО ИСПИТВАМ НУЖДА

  7. 自分ヒメヒナの動画色々見てきて全部好きだけどこのPUBG動画1番好き〜wずっと笑ってる気がするw

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